June 28, 2008

I am aware…

There's a new meme floating around the internets and as with the "series of tubes" and "my staff sent me an internet", you're most likely going to hear me and others say it so I thought some explanation might be in order. The phrase is "I am aware of all internet traditions", which if it were true then the writer had to know this was going to grow legs… Anyway, here is a good reference on the genesis of the phrase (I first saw it on John Cole's Balloon Juice) and here you can find any number of LOL Cats about it.

All your internet traditions are belong to us

June 27, 2008

Friday morning pick-me-up

The Gorrilaz are a sort of modern day Kiss... Until just recently the band members played on a darkened stage with their animated alter-egos being projected above them. It was a little odd, but having seen some of their concert footage it kind of worked. Anyway here's a couple of those alter-ego's in "Dare";

And now one from the lost and found file - This is one of my favorite 80's songs and it was next to impossible to find (thank God for Rhino Records). Then I found the video and I forgot how much fun it is as well. I'm showing my advanced age, but it's from back in the days when artists made concept videos rather than just random crowd and performance shots. Of particular note are the gorillas (woohoo Theme FMPMU!!) dancing in the background, and his reading "50 Flying Tips". Here's Jon Astley - "Jane's Getting Serious"...

June 23, 2008

Quick hits…

George Carlin died on Saturday of heart failure. My folks where pretty great in exposing me to a lot of comedy; I grew up listen to the old classics like the "Jack Benny Show" to the newer stuff like Steve Martin, the Firesign Theater, and of course Carlin. While most people will point to his groundbreaking "Seven Words You Can't Say On TV" my favorite is off his first album, "Wonderful WINO Radio". RIP George.

I've never met Steve, but I read his blog regularly because he's funny and upbeat. He just seems to have a great outlook on life, so it was a little hard to read his race report on his struggles at "Grandma's Marathon" this weekend. That said, it's a great reminder that races don't always turn out the way we expect them to…

Saturday was the annual Susan G. Komen Seattle Race For The Cure which was well attended by our group of friends. The L&T was there with her mom, as was Fina with her son Michael, sister Sandi, and their folks Mr. & Mrs. Gray. Most everyone walked but as was my tradition (my mother was a 10 year survivor) I ran in the co-ed 5k event. My goal was to run 9:30 miles, which I did finishing in 29:20, but I was a little disappointed after I finished because I think I left 20 seconds out on the course. After the run/walk we went to Lola for breakfast which was great!

I got a couple of new bike helmets (yes, that's plural) – My old Giro helmet had one crash in it, and while it wasn't directly involved there were still one good mark, so it needed to be replaced which I did with a new Specialized. Then my quest to get faster in Time Trials led me to get my first TT Helmet, a Louis Garneau Rocket Air (black & white). So why the entry on bike helmets? To highlight a great column from David Hinckley, it's not that Barak Obama looks dorky in a bike helmet; it's that everyone looks dorky in a bike helmet. That said, dorky or no, I won't ride without one or ride with someone who isn't wearing one.

 

June 20, 2008

Friday morning pick-me-up

It's not just from the UPS commercials - This is the Postal Service with "Such Great Heights";

With apologies to the L&T, here is one of the best songs to come out of the 80's and it's something I've been looking for on YouTube for quite some time. Burning Sensations - "Belly Of The Whale";

June 18, 2008

“Full Metal McCain”…

I've really come to enjoy reading Matt Taibbi over at Rolling Stone, but I think he really hits on something here, and it's more than the conversion John McCain is going through (from self styled "maverick" to standard Republican). While I'm a proud Obama supporter I'm not so stupid as to believe that race isn't going to make this contest closer than it probably should be. That Senator Obama isn't white is going to be a factor. It shouldn't be, and it is most assuredly not as big a factor as it would have been even 10 years ago, but it will cost him some votes. Don't believe me? Go read

June 16, 2008

Why I don't do triathlons...

...Reason #268. I will readily admit that the vast majority of my reasons for not doing Tri's are swim related (the L&T once made the very astute observation that I’d rather be ON the water [surfing, sailing] then IN the water [swimming, diving]). That said the one little “intro” Tri that I did only had like 50 or so people in the water and I still got beat up.

Don’t believe me? Watch the “training” video below for proof…


h/t to the Athena Diaries

Cycling / Fitness quick hits…

Interesting story in the NY Times about sports nutrition, the gist of which is that you really don't need fancy recovery drinks you can get the same benefit by eating/drinking normal food. I don't doubt that their science is sound, but it's not till the end of the article they touch on what I think is the biggest selling point for recovery drinks – Convenience. Yes, you certainly can get all the proteins and carbohydrates from eating "real" food, but the reality for most of us non-professional athletes is that we don't always have time to fix ourselves a meal after working out and recovery drinks help fill that void.

While I'm talking about stuff from the "Old Gray Lady", who knew that the New York Times had a cycling blog? Yep, and it's not too bad either. There's a great post on climbing from former pro cyclist and current Directeur sportif of Slipstream Chipotle Jonathan Vaughters who was a great climber in his pro days. The whole thing is worth a read even if you're just a recreational rider but here are some highlights:

Rule 1: Get on with it – Climbing mountains on a bike is not fun. So, to do it properly, you need to accept this fact and get on with it. I see so many people looking for that secret technique or training method that will make climbing painless and suffer-free. This will never happen. Training and techniques will make you suffer slightly faster up hills, not suffer any less. Climbing is painful, period. The sooner you just accept that and stop looking for ways around it, the better you will learn how to climb. Let the suffer-meter serve as your internal tachometer, letting you know how close to your limit you are. Accepting and really allowing yourself to feel that pain will make you a better rider. Trying to ignore it will distract you from the task at hand and make you ride slower.

Rule 2: Don't be self-conscious –Suffering isn't pretty. It isn't meant to be. If you are going about your business of climbing properly, you will be breathing like a water buffalo, sweating like a chain gang, and probably have snot dribbling off your chin. If this is not the case, you aren't doing this correctly. Over the years I've ridden with so many people who are always worrying about breathing too hard in front of their buddy. You're supposed to be in pain and you're supposed to be breathing hard, I mean the harder you breath the more o2 you'll get to your muscles, so let the image thing go, and get down and dirty with the hill. Anyway, if your buddy is two miles behind you, he can't hear you breathing anymore, can he?

Rule 5: The Little Engine That Could – "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…"….Think I'm joking? No, I am not. The rhythm of your breath and thoughts are crucial to grinding your way up long Cols. You must synch your breath, your pedaling, and your thoughts in one monotonous, focused, and plodding rhythm. Exhale forcefully and inhale naturally in time with every contraction of your muscles; let your body sway to the rhythm that creates; then set the metronome in your head and be The Little Engine. Laugh all you want. It works.

Finally, here is a fun piece on "Men who shave their legs". For the record, when I decided to start racing on my bike I also decided that I needed to shave my legs. I do it for a myriad of reasons (easier to clean wounds if you crash, easier for massages, and yes I think they look a little better too) but aerodynamics isn't one of them.

June 15, 2008

Cats and engineers...

I'm a dog person. Have been all my life. That said, I'm also a geek (try to contain your shock), and this is pretty dang funny. Make sure you watch the credits. Enjoy...

June 14, 2008

Right turns!?!?

Racing goes to the left. NASCAR? Left turns. Indy Racing? Left turns. Track? Horse Racing? Left FREAKING turns! Every crit I've done (including the 2007 Boise Twilight Criterium)? Left turns! So imagine my surprise when I registered for the 2008 Boise Twilight Criterium and then looked at the map (pdf). RIGHT turns! Not only that but one very sharp 80 degree turn! Excuse me, I've gotta go practice making right turns at 28mph…

Quick hits…

Part of the lack of posting was due to the 5th annual New York Get Your Guts In Gear Ride, which was great!! I got a chance to meet Mr. Suitcase in person and a to get to know him better as we did 2 days of route marking together. Chris – Thanks for making such a hard job fun!! Upstate New York is very pretty (it's not the Pacific Northwest, but it's still pretty), it was HOT and HUMID (you never understand the phrase "it's not the heat it's the humidity" till you experience it), and a great deal of fun. Chris has a great write-up on the weekend here if you're interested.

The Lovely & Talented Mrs. Smith now has a home on TypePad.

It's nice to hear stories about NFL teams doing something for their community, but it's even nicer when the story is filed after the fact, and not by the team. The New Orleans' Saints coaching staff felt that it would be a good idea to put in a day of work rebuilding parts the still ravaged city. The thing was kept quiet till well after it was done, and was then released by the organization that they worked with. Read the story here.

Politics has never been "clean". It's fine for the electorate to wish for "a simpler time" when the candidates talked only about "the issues", but the truth is that hasn't happened in our countries history. There have been personal attacks on candidates back to the time of Washington, and there always will be. What has changed is the way that those attacks are spread, and I think the Obama campaign has come up with a brilliant counter – Fight the Smears.

Thank God that at least 5 of the Supreme Court Justices had the common sense to rule that just because people don't like us doesn't mean that we can wad up the Constitution any old time we feel like it. The true test of this great country isn't how we follow our founding principles when things are good, but how we stick to them when things are bad. Here's a great snarky piece on why it's probably not the end of the world to reinstate habeas corpus

Quick, did you know that the Space Shuttle Discovery was in orbit? It was, and after 14 days it landed safely. This also lets me get in a plug for one of the best documentaries I've seen in a long time – "In the Shadow of the Moon"

Oh – Fina, I promise to get back to regular posting soon, please don't pull me off your bookmarks ;-)

 

June 13, 2008

Friday morning pick-me-up

I know I haven't posted in a while, it's been a busy couple of weeks, but it's still Friday and I still need picking up, hope you all do too...

People tend to have strong opinions about Fall Out Boy, they either like them or hate them. I probably fall into the former category, and while I heard "Sugar We're Going Down" first this was the first video of theirs that I saw - Here's the full version of "Dance, Dance";


Let's stay with the "Dance" theme... "All right! / Stop whatcha doin' / 'cause I'm about to ruin / the image and the style that ya used to"... Digital Underground with Shock G's "Humpty Hump" - "The Humpty Dance";

June 05, 2008

Friday morning pick-me-up

At San Diego's Sea World "Hot Summer Nights" the soundtrack to the park and the shows is pretty upbeat, fun, "summer" music. The nighttime dolphin show is now different, and as the dolphins were "playing" one of the songs was from Yellowcard. I've always liked the song, but now it brings back a ton of great memories too. Here's "Ocean Avenue"

I only have Swing Out Sister's 1st album, but I enjoy it it. Here's the first single off that album, "Breakout"

June 04, 2008

Obama in ’08…

1 – The Republican National Committee is circulating a new video comprised of Senator Clinton's attacks on Barack Obama, in particular her comments about the fact that she and Senator McCain have Commander In Chief qualifications, but Senator Obama doesn't. Thanks HRC!

2 – Speaking of the junior Senator from NYC, I find that I can no longer rationally discuss Sen. Clinton. With that in mind, I am no longer going to do it. She has *officially lost the nomination, so there's no reason to.

3 – If you get a chance, watch Sen. McCain's speech from last night, and then watch Sen. Obama's. I think that's pretty much all the comparison that we need.

4 – I'm predicting Senator McCain's "My friends" line, which he uses way too much, is going to become as annoying to me as President Bush's smirking "heh".

5 – I don't care what beer my President drinks. I don't care whether or not he seems like the kind of guy that goes to Applebee's for the salad bar. I don't want an "everyman" in the White House. The President of the United States of American is arguably the leader of the free world. I want that person to be smarter than me. I want that person to surround themselves with people even smarter than that. This isn't a popularity contest. Besides, we've had a "common guy" as President for the last 8 years, and that hasn't worked out too well…

* - Yes I know that it's not official till the convention in Denver, but I can't see any way that the "supers" would pull their support from Obama.

May 31, 2008

San Diego Pictures...

So much happened in San Diego that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to write it up. I will say that being down there for 10 days made it seem like home again. So in lieu of a full travelogue how about some pictures?

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Old Town San Diego

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Looking north towards Scrips Pier and La Jolla from the top of Mt. Soladad

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The L&T snapped this just a little early , what she missed was a semi-dyno move to hit the button at the top

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The L&T flips out at SeaWorld

One of the coolest things we did during our trip was SeaWorld's Dolphin Interaction Program. After a brief classroom session you get suited up and into the pool with dolphins...

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Here we are with trainer Hailey and Grace, a Pacific Bottle Nose Dolphin

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A great picture of the L&T and Gracie

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Splash time - Hailey is evil (she did this to us several times)

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The L&T takes a walk with Tobbie

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Tobbie (foreground) and Gracie say goodbye

May 30, 2008

Friday morning pick-me-up

The Presidents Of The United States Of America have a new album out! This is the first single off of it "Mixed Up SOB" (and here's the odd part) it's directed by "Weird Al"...

And now for something completely different... This dance dance ain't for everyboday... Morris Day & The Time with "Jungle Love"

May 23, 2008

Friday morning pick-me-up

For the purpose of this series I've decided that anything in the last 5 years is going to qualify for "Current" and anything older will henceforth be categorized as "Classic" (I like this "blogging" thing, you can make up your own rules!!)

I'm surprised that I like this song, but I really do, the video is pretty good too. Here's Kate Nash with "Foundations"

The Classic is from my "Blue Lake 10" disc/post. Here's a very funny video from Reel Big Fish, "Everything Sucks":

May 22, 2008

DDW Day 4…

The show has finally wrapped, and I think it was pretty successful. We have one really good lead, made some other good contacts, and enjoyed visiting with our current sponsors (including a nice wine and cheese reception one night). Putting the bike on a trainer and spinning wasn’t my idea, but it was a brilliant one, besides drawing people into booth, we were easily recognized around the show as “the bike people” which was pretty cool.

Here are the final totals from the 4 days – 1hr (9hrs 10mins) / 16.75 miles (131.51) / 90rpm / 147bpm. Obviously the totals for Day 4 were down significantly, this was due to lack of traffic, reduced show hours, and most unfortunately a very sore Achilles tendon. I’m hoping it mostly because I was on the trainer too much, but I’ll be trying to take it easy on it this weekend just to be safe.

While I wait for the booth pictures from Jay here are a couple random shots from the show (click on the image to see a full size image);

PIC-0034 Here's a booth selling used endoscopy scopes, you know because you might want to be a colorectal surgeon but without all the overhead. The best part, though you can't see it well (my camera phone isn't that good and I was trying not to be too obvious) is the sign on the table that says "cheap scopes".

Most of the big pharmacology companies have huge booths, usually 100' squarePIC-0036 feet or bigger, and all of them have themes. Here's one with an aloha / surf theme. All of the sales folk wore aloha shirts (alas, no grass skirts), sand,beach umbrellas, and this surfboard.

PIC-0033 And finally, what show would be complete with a costumed mascot? That's right, it's the Fleet Enema Man. I couldn't make this stuff up...

May 21, 2008

DDW Day 3…

Do you remember when you were back in school what it was like the day before school was let out for summer vacation? It's not the last day, so there's not quite that giddy feeling, but you can sort of see the last day from there? That's what the next to last day at a conference is like. Attendees have already done the exhibit hall and are just going back to follow-up on stuff or get more schwag (known by the derogatory term "schwag-whores" because all they want is the goodies, they don't care what it is or who you are, just give them the stuff), so it's mostly standing around an counting the time till the conference is over.

Of course, I'm not just standing around, I'm on the bike – Here are the updated totals – 2hrs 4mins (8hrs 10mins) / 31.01 miles (114.76) / 91rpm / 143bpm.

May 19, 2008

DDW Day 2…

DDW places all of the not-for-profit booths in "Foundation Row", which sounds like a good idea. Reality is slightly different however because we're tucked back in a far corner of the exhibit hall and consequently haven't had a lot of traffic. The event has been a great opportunity for us to meet with current and potential sponsors, which has been excellent, but the walk-up traffic has been sparse.

That's not to say that there hasn't been any excitement. At about 2pm there was a very loud bang that shook the convention center pretty good. I thought it might be someone hitting the building (we're near the loading dock), but it turns out that I was very wrong. The Hilton is directly across the street from our booth, but we were never in any danger. Fortunately no one was killed, though there were several workers seriously injured, our thoughts and prayers go out to them.

On a happier note GYGIG has some fantastic sponsors and one of our Presenting Sponsors, the great folks at UCB were kind enough to invite us to a wine and cheese reception they were having tonight. It was an excellent opportunity for us to network a little bit and get to know some of their team members a little better. It was a lot of fun (and pretty excellent wine and food too).

Pictures were taken today so as soon as we get them loaded on to a machine I'll get some posted, till then here are the updated totals – 3hrs 4mins (6hrs 6mins) / 43.71 miles (83.75) / 81rpm / 131bpm.

May 18, 2008

DDW Day 1…

Greetings from beautiful San Diego, CA (and I do mean beautiful, the weather has been fantastic these last two days). For those not aware, I'm in SD working for Get Your Guts In Gear in our booth at Digestive Disease Week ("(T)he world's largest gathering of physicians and researchers in the field of gastroenterology, hepatology, endoscopy, and gastrointestinal surgery"). Yep, I'm a "booth babe". Actually what I am doing is spinning with my bike on a trainer (lent to us by Eric at Zumwalt's here in SD). Having the bike in the booth is a good conversation starter, and gets people that might not otherwise stop into the booth which is great. It's not the best training as I'm basically staying in zone 1 while spinning, but saddle time is saddle time, so it's hard to complain too much.

I'll try to get some pictures up tomorrow, but the totals from Day 1 are – 3hrs 2mins / 40.04 miles / 84rpm / 130bpm

The evening was capped by dinner with our Ride Director (Jay), and Seattle (Karen) and Texas (Diana) Logistics coordinators at a little Mexi-Cali place called Gringo's in Pacific Beach. Diana is leaving us tomorrow afternoon, so we followed dinner with quick stops at Mission Beach and then Sunset Cliffs just so she could get some local flavor.

The L&T joins me down here in 3 days, I can't wait!! More tomorrow…

“Blue Lake 10” (part 2)…

Elvis Presley vs. JXL "A Little Less Conversation" – Before going to Las Vegas there are two movies I watch to get me in the mood (and hopefully bring some luck). The first is "Guys & Dolls", and the other is the 2001 version of "Ocean's 11". I'm not fan of Elvis, but this remix, particularly with the driving beat, it just a great song that always puts me in the Vegas mood.

Luce "Good Day" – At some point I'm going to need to finish the history of Golfapalooza (in brief, it's an annual golf trip with Mr. Jones and Timmah, this year will be the 9th edition), but from a compilation disc that Mr. Jones made for G5 in the Okanagan, British Columbia came this song. The chorus said it all about that trip – "It's a pretty good day, I'm looking forward to tomorrow".

Oingo Boingo "Happy" – There was just too much history with this band not to have a Boingo song on the disc, the real question became which Boingo song? I must have changed this song 100 times alone. So many great songs, so I finally went with a fairly obscure one. This is from the soundtrack to the 1987 movie "Summer School", but it's a pretty good example of an Oingo Boingo song. (I really need to find that movie on DVD).

Foo Fighters "No Way Back" – Even on a deserted island you need a little progressive rock and here's a track that will get you moving.

Reel Big Fish "Everything Sucks" – I really like Ska music, I've got stuff from old (Prince Buster, Desmond Dekker) to new (RBF, Aquabats) in my collection, and tons of stuff in between, so I needed a Ska track. Being stuck on an deserted island, even if there was surf, would probably get old after a while, so this song seemed appropriate.

Now for next year's challenge – 10 Songs that Rock you. I'm already on version 4…

May 16, 2008

Friday morning pick-me-up

You may have heard or seen Ben Lee's "Catch My Disease", here's a different song but the same sensibility; "Love Me Like The World Is Ending"

For the classic here is one of my favorite INXS songs, "Don't Change"

May 13, 2008

“Blue Lake 10” (part 1)…

The idea sounds simple – If you were stuck on a deserted island and could only have 10 songs with you, what would those ten songs be? Well, if you've read this blog much you've probably figured out via the FMPMUs that I like a lot of different music, so this hasn't been as easy as it might seem. Because I like so many different types of music, I wanted to make sure I had stuff from a lot of different genres covered, but I also wanted songs that meant something to me, or reminded me of something (if you're going to be stuck on an island all alone, you want to keep your memories with you as much as you can). The lineup for this disc has probably changed over 50 times, and if I had more time before the deadline (Guys' Weekend) it would probably change 50 times more. It's a near Herculean effort to pick 10 songs from our current library of over 16,500 songs, but here's the lineup I'm going with (artists in italics are ones that I've seen perform live, which added a nice bit to this as well)…

Cake, "Arco Arena / Comfort Eagle (JCS Edit)" – This was a very late addition to the disc. On Sunday evening I went with Mr. Jones and Timmah to see Cake in concert (which I need to write a review at some point) and this is what they opened with. Great show, good song(s)

Dwight Yoakam & Buck Owens, "The Streets of Bakersfield" – Lot's of options for an "alt" Country or Country song; BR5-49, Blue Rodeo, Tift Merritt, heck even Brad Paisley is close. Then as I was looking down the list I found this great song that hits on so many levels. As I grew up my folks listened to Country, and "Hee Haw" was on every weekend, add to that Bakersfield which was the midway point between San Diego and home, then there's the great Tejano/Conjunto sound, and this became a great choice for this slot.

The Sandals, "Theme from Endless Summer" – I had to get a surf track on the disc, something to listen to as I built my surfboard (God wouldn't put you on a deserted island without surf and the stuff to make a board out of]). Besides being a great example of the 60's "Surf Sound", it always makes me smile.

Randy Newman, "I Love LA" – See the April 4th FMPMU for details.

Frank Sinatra, "(Live) Luck Be A Lady" – I wanted to make sure I had both a song from someone like "The Chairman" on the disc and I wanted a show tune from something I'd seen as well. I get both with this track. I didn't see Frank in "Guys and Dolls" (he was in the movie version and actually plays a different character from the one that sings this song), but I love the show.

I didn't realize how long this post would be! That'll do it for the "A-side" (you younger kids ask your folks what that means). I'll post the "B-side" later. Also a programming note – The Friday Morning pick me up is going to be late this week because of travel. Look for it Friday evening instead.

May 11, 2008

Pimp my ride...

I needed new handlebar tape so I started thinking do I want red or black? Then I thought, why not both? So I Tape 1 got both  colors of standard Specialized tape and tried to come up with a way to do it. After several failed attempts it occurred to me that someone else must have tried to do this in the past, right? On to the Great Gazoogle...

Sure enough, there were a couple of good examples (the internets are fantastic), and while I had the right idea, I had the wrong equipment, I needed cloth handlebar tape which I was able to find online for $3.25/roll. I'm not going to lie, it took me a few attempts to get it close to what I was looking for, and while not perfectI"m pretty happy with the results. I added a couple of coats of shellac after the pictures were taken to add to the durability. You can click on the pics for a closer veiw
 Tape 2
Thanks to FixedRider for the awesome how to!

May 10, 2008

Best headline in a long time…

Dana Milbank of the Washington Post hits one out of the park;

Republicans Vote Against Moms; No Word Yet on Puppies, Kittens